Uncle Luis Rubiales’ Lunar Insights Following the Egg-throwing Incident

In a bizarre incident, Luis Rubiales, the former president of the Spanish football federation, was hit with eggs while presenting his book at a public event two days ago. The culprit? His uncle, who shares the same name, Luis Rubiales. After being arrested, the uncle explained his actions, showing no signs of regret.

“I’m doing very well, it feels like I just returned from a two-week vacation in Benidorm. My energy is positive. I’m calm, just a bit tired, that’s all,” he said. The controversial ex-official, criticized for his unsolicited kiss with Jenni Hermoso during the 2023 Women’s World Cup awards ceremony, did not file any charges. “Why would I sue him? Tell me why! I was also thinking about throwing a bag of ‘picos’ (crispy bread rolls),” he added, remaining unfazed.